Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Jokes, Riddles, and a thank you

Today I thought I would share some riddles and jokes that I found on Google. I didn't not create them obviously, but I hope you enjoy them and I also hope that your kids will enjoy them as well. Here is the first riddle. Riddle 1. Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs? A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house! I decided it is time to move on to some knock knock jokes. Here is the first one. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I’ve got amnesia. Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me! Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I? A: A fire! Now I thought I do some trivia facts. You speak about 4,800 words a day. Did you know that the word “typewriter” is the longest word in the English Language that can be spelled with the the top of the keyboard? There is no word that rhymes with orange. Finally I just want to share one more joke with all of you. What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? (A Moo-sician!) I want to say thank you for letting me continue sharing different things with all of you and I am glad and happy to know that you're enjoying them as I post. If you have a suggestion for what I should do next for my blog or have a suggestion for something you would like to see for my blog to read about, then just comment below and I'll take your ideas or suggestions into consideration and choose which one I think would be a good idea or suggestion, to write about next. That's all I have for now, so until next time. So again thank you for continuing to read my blog and reading what I post, it means a lot.

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